If the Porn Apocalypse hits (and let’s face it, the indicators are already there), you don’t want to be sitting there, pants down, scrambling for scraps of skin-tight gifs from 2009. You must act now, so you’re not left stroking to old shampoo commercials like it’s your solely hope. This isn’t my first blackout, and I’ve been round sufficient to know the place the again doorways nonetheless...